As you’ve likely heard by now, Meghan Markle is pregnant with her first child. But she and Harry are currently on their first official royal tour around the globe. Meghan and Harry chose to announce the good news on Monday. Due to the fact that she knew she wouldn’t be able to conceal her bump. As she spends the next several weeks posing for photo-ops with peasants. Some insiders say her bump was visible at Princess Eugenie’s wedding on Saturday.
The Big News Announcement:
Meghan and Harry shared the big news at the reception of Princess Eugenie with family and friends. They filled the rest of the world in just 48 hours later. So now Meghan is free to wear what she wants without some dusty Australian needling her with questions. While fending off an eight-foot spider with his didgeridoo. She is free to travel when ever and where ever she wants to go. “Their Royal Highnesses have appreciated all of the support they have received from people around the world. Since their wedding in May and are delighted to be able to share this happy news with the public.”
The Royal Globle Tour:
Yes, Harry and Meghan are currently Down Under, where they’ve spent the past couple days reassuring drought victims that God hasn’t abandoned them, despite the obvious fact that these poor bastards live in Australia. As they begin their official royal tour to Australia, Fiji, the Kingdom of Tonga and New Zealand. First, the royal couple will hit New Zealand, where they’ll probably be forced to pretend to give a sh-t as Peter Jackson gushes about some lame-ass Lord of the Rings trivia.
Zika is not much of a problem in the developed world. As you don’t hear much about Zika in the news these days. Harry and Meg “took medical advice” before the trip and decided the risks are minimal. That may sound risky, but to be fair, royal doctors are probably in a class all their own.
Meg isn’t expecting Prince or Princess ?
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle aren’t expecting a prince or princess. The baby will have the title “Lady” or “lord”. That is down to the Letters Patent that King George V passed in 1917. King edicted “The grandchildren of the sons of any such Sovereign in the direct male line (save only the eldest living son of the eldest son of the Prince of Wales) shall have and enjoy in all occasions the style and title enjoyed by the children of Dukes of these Our Realms.” Above all that it could change though. This can only be possible if Queen Elizabeth II chooses to issue a Letters Patent of her own. In 2012, before the birth of Prince George, Queen issued a patent. She declard that all of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s children will receive the title of Royal Highness, and be referred to as Princes and Princesses.
Nothing to worry about!